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before you hit the stage.

Paste your minute. Score it on twelve rules. Read up to three kills. Write one rewrite — then STOP. This guides your bit so you kill it on stage. It never writes jokes for you.

Idea from @RelentlessTRP — if this helps polish your minute, tip him.

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01 WRITE02 SCORE03 TEAR ≤304 REWRITE05 STOP
01 · Write / paste YOUR minute ⌘/Ctrl + Enter to score

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paste → score → ≤3 kills → one rewrite → STOP ·

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